So you may or may not have heard today that Disney purchased
Lucasfilm, and all of its various subcompanies and intellectual properties,
from George Lucas for the paltry (at least to Disney) sum of 4.05 Billion
Dollars. And by “intellectual properties,” I mean Star Wars, Indiana Jones,
etc. What’s most important about this news is that Disney has also announced
plans to release Star Wars Episode VII in 2015.
Now this will undoubtedly polarize the Star Wars community
more than any other bit of Star Wars related news since Jar-Jar reared his ugly
and more-than-a-little-racist face in our beloved series. People are going to
be scared Disney will stray from the canon, which they might. People are going
to be afraid that Disney won’t take this series seriously, which I doubt. I am
here to tell you that this is the best thing to happen to Star Wars since
Return of the Jedi’s release.
May I present to you Exhibit A:
Marvel
See a long time ago Marvel was a much smaller studio. It
made lower (not small, just…lower) budget super hero movies like Blade, Daredevil, Elektra, Fantastic Four, Hulk, and Man-Thing. You
know, bad movies. And while they did occasionally have gems (namely Spiderman 2 and X-2), both those trilogies ended in god-awful conclusions. Then, in
2008, Disney bought Marvel. Since then we’ve had what’s referred to as “Marvel
Phase 1,” that is those films leading up to The
Avengers. In that sequence not a single one of those movies was certified
rotten on Rotten Tomatoes (which isn’t my favorite critic site, but it is good
for a summary of reviews). Compare that to before the buyout, where the vast
majority of their films were rotten (the only exception in my list above,
excluding Spiderman and X-Men of course is Hulk,
which still scores lower than all Phase 1 films). Disney worked wonders with
Marvel and turned them into a legitimate studio. Imagine what they could do
with a studio that has a rich past and only recently fell out of glory.
And now Exhibit B:
George Lucas
Stop laughing. Seriously. Look, now George may have screwed
up Star Wars recently, letting Greeto shoot first, creating Jar-Jar, casting
Hayden Christensen as Anakin, killing Padme with a broken heart. I’ll stop
there and save us the pain. But let’s not forget that George did create Star Wars.
But why he’ll be another reason why Star Wars will be good
is that he’ll be a creative consultant. That means he’ll influence the world,
but he won’t write or direct the films. We’ll have true Star Wars, but as seen
through the lens of someone with actual talen- I mean someone who has a fresh
perspective. So unless they hire Michael Bay (which would induce mass suicide I
think and would probably cause Joss Whedon to sabotage The Avengers like J.D. sabotages his relationships [sorry I’ve been
watching a lot of scrubs lately]), we won’t have scenes like this:
Or characters like this:
Either of them |
In conclusion, this is good. Don’t freak out. Rejoice, cause
we have more Star Wars coming.