So I watch television sometimes. Ok many times… every day. Just
today I watched an episode of Glee, an episode of Smash, an episode of How I
Met Your Mother, an episode of Hey
Ash Whatcha Playin (though granted that’s a web show and is only about 3
minutes long), and a ten minute clip of 30
Rock bloopers. So I realize that is an excessive amount of television for
one day and if you’re at all like me you might be asking a fictional version of
me in your head, “But Scott, don’t you have classes to attend and homework to
do in your very busy college life?” Yes, yes I do. But also, I am a film major,
so I tend not to do any of that. But regardless of how much I watch TV, there
are pretty good odds that you also watch a lot of TV. A statistic I’m making up
now for the purpose of this article says that Americans now spend roughly 55%
of their waking hours watching TV. So in order to help support your addiction I
have the top 5 TV shows you’re not watching that you really should be.
Watching. Yeah. [Please note that with the exception of Smash and Thundercats, which are new shows this season, the ratings
are pulled from the season-wide ratings from last season. As for the first two
shows, these are the ratings of the most recent episode. For what rating actually are: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nielsen_ratings#Ratings.2Fshare_and_total_viewers]
5. Smash Ratings: 2.1/5
Smash is the
charming tale of Karen (Katherine McPhee) trying to make it in New York as an
actress. And the less charming tale of the seedy reality she finds there when
she joins the cast of a new musical about Marilyn Monroe. Joining her in the
cast are Debra Messing and Christian Borle as the musical’s writers (both of
whom play their characters phenomenally), the always wonderful and dickish Jack
Davenport as the show’s director, and relative new comer Megan Hilty as Karen’s
rival for the part of Marilyn. The show is sort of like Glee in that it is more or less a backstage musical, that is all
the singing is in rehearsal or otherwise grounded in reality (again only mostly
though). Unlike Glee however this
show is not in the mode of comedy and mostly serves as a guilty pleasure cause,
really, who doesn’t like a little melodrama now and then? Why else would General Hospital, ER, and House still be on TV?
It's lupus. (That's an over used joke) Well that's not even a picture of Hugh Laurie (Yeah I know that's sorta the point...nevermind) |
4. Thundercats Ratings: 0.4/1.3
This show is the most lame-looking awesome show ever |
OK so really the only reason the ratings on this reboot of the
classic 80’s cartoon are so low is because it’s on Cartoon Network and not one
of the major networks like everything else on this list, but still. This show
is awesome. The voice cast features such great talent as Will Friedle (Kim Possible and Boy Meets World) and Emmanuelle Chriqui (Entourage and You Don’t Mess
With the Zohan). And you get to watch a whole bunch of cat-human hybrids
beat the crap out of some lizard-human hybrids, including Mumm-Ra (Robert Atkins-Downes,
who just has a stupid amount of voice work under his belt). So whether you
watched the original cartoon, or were like me and refused to watch the original
cause you found the amount of kitten nudity a little disturbing, this show is
for you. Cause it’s awesome.
3. Happy Endings Ratings: 2.1/5
Image taken from some website that took it from Entertainment Weekly |
Who here has seen Friends?
Every one of you should be raising your hands. Who here now feels dumb for
raising their hand at their computer? Now ever since Friends became basically the most successful sitcom ever, every
network has tried to copy it. Every single one. Every new season a whole slew
of Friends clones come out and most
of them suck. However, occasionally a gem pops out. In 2005, that show was How I Met Your Mother. In 2011, that
show was Happy Endings. This show is
the most hilarious traditional sitcom I’ve seen since HIMYM’s second season. From Adam Pally’s slob of a gay man Max to
Damon Wayans Jr.’s eccentric token black dude to Elisha Cuthbert’s – you know
what I’m gonna stop there cause otherwise I’ll just go through the whole cast.
Just trust me, it’s good; any show that throws out the joke “Even I think that’s
gay and I had sex with a dude last night” in the first episode deserves to be
watched.
Remember her? She's in this show. Watch it. |
2. 30 Rock Ratings: 2.6/7
I assume you all know what 30 Rock is so I'm using this as an excuse to share this lovely picture of Tina |
To be fair you probably know what 30 Rock is. You probably know it has won more Emmy’s than any show
should ever win. And you probably know that Tine Fey is the most awkward combination
of hilarious, hot, and clumsy-librarian you’ve ever seen. That being said, why
does this show have such low ratings? I am unsure why but I feel like it
probably has something to do with reality TV…or medical dramas…or reality TV
medical dramas. Regardless of the cause, a show like 30 Rock, which even when it sucks is funnier than some of the other
(pardon my use of the word shit) shit that networks are trying to pass off as
comedies.
Silly NBC, when you take a crap it goes in the toilet, not all over Laura Prepon's career. |
1. Community Ratings: 2.0/6
If you're thinking "Hey! that's that dude from The Hangover 2," then get off my blog. |
Hello internet. I realize I’m preaching to the choir. Cause
the internet community is where Community
thrives. But guys. This show is absolutely brilliant. Despite its attempts
early on to shove a whole lot of content into way too little time, this show
has consistently provided me with a huge set of laughs in every episode. It
reference a million films a minute, it’s meta-humor rivals that of even 30 Rock, and it’s characters are vastly
superior to any in any other sitcom currently on TV. So why internet, has NBC
not yet decided on whether to keep the show for a fourth season or not? The answer,
I think, is that you all are like how I was: just watching the show online
wherever I could find it. But here’s the problem, NBC, doesn’t get money for
that. And if they don’t get money from the show they won’t keep green-lighting
new seasons. So I’m asking you, no I’m begging you. Help me. Watch this show on
NBC. DVR it. Watch it on Hulu. Any of those will increase the show’s ratings
and maybe guarantee us that fourth season. #sixseasonsandamovie
Final words
Please watch these shows. If not for your own enjoyment than
do it for me so that I can keep watching them and have the motivation to
continue my life and keep writing mediocre articles and internet lists like this
one. And if you can only do one, please make it Community. Cause really, writing about that is pretty much the
whole reason I wrote this article.
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